bitch queen

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enoshimajunko:

peckerhead-red:

yet another unrealistic standard for cats

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fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

• talk about a blow job
• im going to have to inflate first
• hopefully I dont burst early
• the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
• theres a party in my pants
• i might have to pump it a little first
• im gonna have pop-pop
• haha yeah

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carry-on-my-221b-doctor:

huffleist-of-puffs:

rentsak13:

Well, that’s ironic.

Irony Man

Irony Man

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